Why Blogging Is Better Than Therapy

Cheaper and significantly more entertaining

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I can think of nine reasons why blogging is better than therapy.

Here are my thoughtful deductions:

• You are all way better looking than my therapist. He is an attractive man,(in case he is spying) but, you are all way nicer
• Blogging is much cheaper than therapy. On average, about $100.00 a session cheaper. Quite the little bargain in my books.
• With blogging, I get to be in charge of the conversation. I can read, clap, comment and exit at my leisure. There is no wasting time “looking deeper.” I read and write when and what I want.
• I don’t have to worry about missed appointments or nasty phone calls. If I don’t turn on my laptop, it doesn’t matter one bit.
• I can wear what I want. If I show up to a counselling session in my “save the snails,” pajamas, well, you can imagine the commotion.
• I can eat oatmeal and blueberries. If my teeth turn blue, no one sees. Not so in another setting.
• If I am not in the mood to talk about my attention deficit disorder I don’t. One click of the mouse and I am gleefully flitting from one article to another at warp speed.
• There are no parking issues. My seat…